Scared The Death Out Of Me - Week 3
Day 15 started quietly, with us recovering from the festivities of the night before, and then getting ready to head out to the market. We had no guest to join us on our Market trip this time, so we went it alone, with a plan of actually purchasing some goodies this time, and purchase some goodies we did! There wasn't much I actually wanted, other than having my eye on Seasons 1 + 2 of Boardwalk Empire, but I ended up getting a few extra bits and pieces. Nic had her eye on a new handbag, and a few other bits, and again ended up with a nice little haul.
We broke our trip to the market up a bit more this time. We did a bit of shopping, then had a break for a few snacky bits of food (another of those delicious Chicken Sausage's was on the menu), then more shopping, before stopping for a cocktail in a bucket before finishing off the shopping. We ended up leaving with a new handbag, 3 t-shirts, 2 knock-off dvds, a couple of notepads and a partridge and a pear-tree. Not a bad effort!
The market wasn't quite as shocking as our first visit, as we were expecting to see small cute dogs in cages for sale, but one element of our visit did shock us. We headed into the 24/7 shop across the road to check out the Absolut collection (which was pretty much non-existant) but spotted something much more interesting. As we were browsing the store we came across an end display which had fish food on the top shelf and small glass bottles on the middle which had live fish in for sale. I'm not quite sure how long they'd been there, or how these fairly large fish got into this bottle, but it was pretty shocking, especially for Nicola, who couldn't believe her eyes!
Day 16 was one we were looking forward to, the first of our booked excursions, to Xtreme Adventure; Thailand's answer to Go Ape. We got picked up at 12, and our Adventure began. As we approached the Forrest area there was a beautiful golf course, with the most amazing clubhouse I've ever seen, which was basically a Thai Temple, it looked awesome.
We were then greeted by the Staff, and got kitted up. I was expecting a harness and possibly a helmet, but it was a bit more than that. Harness went on, then a hair-net (which topped the look off for me), a helmet, and a pair of fingerless gloves. It was a pretty sexy look. Once suited up and ready to go we got given a simple tutorial of how to use the harness and different clips, and we were off.
As we traipsed up the incredibly steep hill to our first checkpoint, the excitement began to build. We did a few simple things to begin with, walking over shaky bridges, and things like that before our first zip-line and the first challenge of the day. We stood at the bottom of what looked like the tallest tree I'd ever seen, as well as the first tree I'd ever seen that had been turned into a rock climbing wall. The tree was then split into 2 sections. I volunteered to conquer the tree first, and proceeded to climb. As I began my ascent, the main difficulty came in actually reaching the next hand and foot holds, which, if it was hard for me, I had no idea how Nic would get on.
Nic modelling our wonderful outfit for the day |
After struggling my way up the tree I made it to the first platform, turned to our guide and asked if we were moving on from here to the next activity, he said no and told me to keep climbing. Joy! I soldiered on and made it to the top of the tree sweating and aching, it was not easy! Then it was Nicola's turn, and, to her credit, she made it up that tree like a champ. She looked like she was struggling at the half way point, but the fact she made it to the top was an awesome effort, that climb was hard, especially when you're blessed with little legs like she is!
Once that experience was out of the way it got a little easier, but considering we were still on the blue circuit, the easiest of the 3, we had no idea what was to come. Fortunately, the rest of the blue course, and the slightly more difficult red course weren't too bad at all. The final course however, the Black, presented a good mix of a couple of really fun zip lines, one of which featured a bungee cord which propelled us back in the direction we'd come from; as well as some really difficult bits, one of which actually battled with the tree as the hardest portion of the course.
We got through it though, which apparently is a good achievement according to the guys that work there, and really enjoyed our couple of hours at Xtreme Adventure. I left with blisters on my hands and a t-shirt sweaty enough to convince someone I'd just run a marathon, but we had a great time, and if we ever returned to Phuket it's something we would definitely do again.
Nicola tackling one of the nice bridges on the easy circuit |
Me flying through the air like Indiana Jones |
Nicola on the "Slide" |
Some Xtreme zip-line action |
"The Killer" Beat the tree to the hardest part of the course for me! |
Nic enjoying another Zip Line |
We've also got a few videos of that day, but I'll edit them into another compilation clip, maybe not with a copyrighted song this time, and put it on later today! There's one particularly funny clip of Nicola getting caught in the ropes on the Tarzan Swing which is definitely worth seeing!
Once our Xtreme Adventure was over, it was back to reality, and one final week of training. We actually managed a few sessions this week, 4 overall, which considering we only managed 2 the week previous was a good effort. There were no crazy beach workouts, or big buddha runs, as our personal favourite of the trainers had returned to the US, so it was just standard Muay Thai sessions this week, with a spot of Yoga and Spinning bikes for Nicola. Training went well though, and I personally felt like I was starting to get the hang of the techniques, especially the punching combinations. I don't have the flexibility in my hip muscles to be good at the body and head kicking techniques yet, but punches, elbows, knees and low kicks I started to get good at, and actually got to the point where I was giving people some beatings in sparring. I did get a good hammering in one of the sessions, by some dude who clearly wasn't a beginner, who kicked and knee'd me in the stomach pretty hard, and put me on my arse after catching one of my kicks, the bastard! I'm not quite Buakaw Por Pramuk (who I'm sure you're familiar with) yet, but the training was good, and I'm pretty sure I'll keep it up in the UK.
Throughout the whole week, we were building up towards the second booked excursion we had, a popular theatre show on Phuket island, FantaSea. The website promised dancing elephants, the full story of the city of Kamala, a gourmet buffet dinner and an overall great experience. The day arrived, and we were supposed to be being picked up at 5, but given the slightly dodgy nature of the booking process, we were a little worried. We didn't need to be, as at about 5.10pm the FantaSea mini-bus turned up and we headed off.
When we got there, we picked up our tickets and moved in. I don't really know how to explain the whole place really, but Nicola let me know it was similar to a Disney style arrangement, but on a much smaller scale. There were tourists posing with everything, anything and anyone, constant music, game stalls on every corner, several restaurants, a few of the usual souvenir shops, as well as a few premium shops which specialised in Swarovski crystal, it was a good little set-up. The main 2 attractions were the huge Palace of the Elephants, which is where the Show took place, and the Golden Kinnaree buffet restaurant.
The Palace of The Elephants |
The Restaurant |
After a brief look around we decided to head to the hotly anticipated Buffet. As we walked in, the first thing that struck us was the sheer size of the place, it was huge. I guess it had to be, as it was designed to seat 4000 people, but this room could have seated more, it was ridiculously big. I presumed that the size meant endless options, and a surefire guarantee that we'd have an awesome meal. I was wrong. Each section of seating had the exact same set-up, with a selection of about 10 choices of food. There was some Green Curry with chicken wings, rice, some overcooked penne pasta with disgusting breaded chicken, chips, southern fried chicken, and a few other generic Thai options, none of which really got the taste buds excited. It was a massive disappointment, though we couldn't have really expected much for an extra £4 on top of our entrance fee. The food wasn't the only issue though, getting our drinks was even more of a challenge. Our waitress came over, and we ordered our drinks, an Amaretto and lemonade, and a Gin and Apple, a pretty simple order really. Our drinks arrived, and it wasn't quite what we'd ordered. A shot of Gin and a shot of Amaretto arrived, not quite what we fancied. We asked to get it changed, and, to be fair, it was sorted out very swiftly.
The next challenge came when we wanted to leave, and asked for the bill. Nicola asked for the bill while I was picking from the equally disappointing dessert selection (though I did have the best chocolate cake I've had in Thailand so far, but that's not saying much, the chocolate here is awful!), and I expected it to all be sorted by the time I returned to the table. Apparently, when it arrived, the bill had our 2 drinks on it, plus 15 shots of gin. We do enjoy a drink every now and then, but 15 shots of gin over dinner is a little excessive, even for a student. We got it changed, but for some reason, our bill wasn't returned to us, so, we did what you usually do, and asked for our bill. We got given a drinks menu. Then, another equally confused member of staff tried to suggest the cocktail of the day. When he did this, we gave up, and I just headed to the till and paid, was much easier!
Once we'd finished dinner, we had another browse of the shops, checked out the Jungle Adventure area which housed 4 fully grown White Tigers. After walking past several displays of far less interesting animals, birds, hamsters, the usual boring stuff, we made it to the White Tigers. It was pretty cool to be able to see them so close, not quite as close as we'd have been able to get if they were in Phuket Zoo, but close enough. I could actually watch Tigers for hours, they're incredible animals, but eventually, after a bit of filming, Nicola dragged me away. I didn't need much persuading though, as she was dragging me to get a cocktail from one of the bars.
After our delicious margarita's, our chosen drink of the summer I reckon, a delicious mix of Tequila, lime juice and sugar, with a sugar rimmed glass of course, we headed off for a bit more shopping and to play a few of the carnival games before making our way to the Elephant Theatre for the show. The show kicked off at 9 and we had pretty decent seats. We were on the second row of the first elevated area, bang in the middle, not bad, well worth the extra £4.
The show itself was an interesting experience. Not quite the history of Kamala we were expecting, it played out more like a bible story. The show featured the Prince of Kamala, his 'magic' elephant, a lot of dancing, a drawf, lots of very well trained animals, but not a lot of story. It started with a narrator, but they quickly disappeared, and the rest was really down to your own interpretation, I have no idea how small children were supposed to follow the story. Other than the dodgy story, it was a very entertaining show though. The effects were good (other than the levitating Elephant, which as it left the stage, was exposed as just a mesh outline of an elephant), there was some very good trapeze work, the magic section in the middle was very good and the big finale with the fight scene and the dancing Elephants made for a fun ending. I'm glad we went, but I wouldn't really bother going again if we return to Phuket.
That's week 3 and our time at Floraville and Tiger Muay Thai over then. It's been an awesome 3 weeks, I couldn't have asked for more. We've done so much these last 3 weeks, trained Thailand's traditional martial art, had a photo's taken with a tiger, an orangutang and a baby monkey, visited Patong, did a workout in the hills of Phuket with views of a beautiful beach, did Go Ape high in the trees, Nicola got involved in the Elephant show, I got a traditional Bamboo tattoo, we've had pet lizards, a frog (which "scared the death" out of Nicola) and a snake and had the most fantastic time. I can't wait to get to the next part of our holiday and have some more fun :D Here are a few more piccies:
Us posing at the Fantasea Entrance |
Us at the entrance again |
The Kinaree Restaurant |
Thailand's answer to the gollywog |
Colourful display at FantaSea |
FantaSea's Carp |
Nic on the Zipline at Xtreme Adventure |
The views from high up in the trees |